Well, after saying that I was done with reviews, people have been asking for them. And seen as I don’t write entirely for myself, why the heck not.

OK. Scoop. Woody Allen has presented us with something like a romantic comedy wrapped in a murder mystery. Think, Scooby Doo with less… well, less everything.

And while we’re on the subject… anyone else noticehow much “Scooby Doo” sounds like “Nancy Drew”? Perhaps the cartoon was something of a dogwhistle? Heh. Dogwhistle.

You might notice that i’m veering off on a tangent. That’s because it’s more interesting that the film.

But, go if you’d like to see Scarlett Johansen in a Sexy Drown Watch Baywatch swimsuit.