So a few thoughts before I duck out to this day’s conference.
- “Seasonal vegetables” on any menu will almost always mean, “broccoli; maybe something else from a tin”
- “Adult shops”. I know they always have beautiful people on the advertising outside them, but do you think beautiful people actually buy that kind of stuff? On average I mean? Humans are somehow coded to always go for the best-appearing mate, so presumably beautiful people are always excited about seeing each other. So why would they need the products of an adult shop?
- The Pope: Aussies are currently demonstrating how much they crave attention. OTOH, they’re also strangely hypocritical. The same displays in Pakistan would be called “religious fanaticism”.
- “Tank food” in Asian restaurants. People love looking in the tanks, then appearing appalled, then looking at Asian shop-owners like they’re “inhumane”. But… how about we park some cattle in the front window, slaughter them with a bolt-gun to the cranium, then serve it up on a plate? Or maybe have some chickens up there being force-fed hormones and yellow dyes before we eat them. You sanctimonious assholes…
Nothing more. Carry on.