If there’s one meal I love it’s scrambled eggs. Poached is my favourite, but damned if I can make a decent one, and fried is also good, but it’s no good for the heart. Scrambled though? Extremely delicious.
Eggs are usually cheap. We get ours from the local markets, and they’re probably from chickens so densely packed in the barn they have trouble manoeuvering the three feet they need to to get their estrogen-enhanced feed. But, all we need them for is their eggs, right?
Anyhow. All you need for this meal is eggs, as many as you like (I like three), some butter, and some milk. If you’re still freaking out about dairy prices then you probably might as well give up now, because I use about a tablespoon of butter, and at least 50ml of milk. Scarey, aeh?
Also, I noticed that these photos where a little too dark, so I photoshopped some of them. Let me know if they’re a bit hakari.
The first thing to do is cut a tablespoon of butter and put it in a pot. Put the element on a low heat, just enough to melt the butter and have it sizzle a little. Not much.


Next, cut your Rewena bread, and pop it in the toaster. Easy.


So by now the butter should have melted, and you can go ahead and add your eggs. As I say, I like to eat three. It’s just about the right amount for me. Once the eggs are in, add a little milk. Not too much mind, just enough to make the eggs a little lighter. Too much milk and the eggs won’t thicken well, will be runny, etc.
Once the eggs and milk are in the pot, add a healthy dose of salt, and stir the mixture. The secret to good fluffy scrambled eggs is to not let them sit for too long. Usually the time it takes you to walk over to the toaster and back is enough. Make sure you dig up the cooked eggs from the bottom of the pot, and mix them in.



As you can see above, the eggs thicken gradually, and then you have a relatively dry mix. Once they’re like this your toast should have popped. Butter it (if you need a picture for that then… you worry me a little). Arrange your eggs in the toast, add some late season tomatoes, and you’re away. Extremely delicious, and just the thing for a cold winters morning.


25 June, 2008 at 7:48 pm
Chopped parsley near the end (optional but added yum).
25 June, 2008 at 8:32 pm
Makes me feel hungry just looking at it. I use a slightly different method for scrambled eggs, but yours look very good indeed, so I’m going to try it your way. How many eggs do you recommend for feeding two adults and three children?
25 June, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Yeah, I was the same as you, until I went looking on youtube. These two vids are helped me heaps:
The perfect poached egg – (pretty good for an ‘amatuer’)
The good ol’ Gordon Ramsay approach.
After watching those, I gave cooking poached eggs another shot and they came out just like bought one.
Hey now there’s an idea Tibby! How about producing a video post for a future recipe
25 June, 2008 at 9:23 pm
a boatload. i think two or three per adult, 1 or two per child? hard to tell. the good news is you can always just put on more toast!
25 June, 2008 at 10:17 pm
thanks to my dad, poached eggs is one of my never fail foods.
25 June, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Finely chopped chives at the end too if you have them handy (speche if you’re having tomatoes as well…). Good luck with the poached eggs tutorials (work best with good fresh eggs btw due to the consistency of the white when the egg is fresh – once they get old the white thins and does the featherly all over the pan thing)
26 June, 2008 at 2:15 am
Milk, milk, milk. Dammit man, why do you have to spoil perfectly good eggs by putting milk in them? We’re not in England in the 1950s.
Just beat the (free-range) eggs to within an inch of the lives and put them into a REALLY hot pan, into which you have tossed a bit of butter only moments earlier.The absolute minimum number of eggs is three. A two-egg omelette is the work of a bounder.
Two recipes for the price of one: leave out the butter and you make an omlette.
26 June, 2008 at 5:49 am
My favorite way to eat eggs is eggs in a basket. Or baked with parmesan and herbs. Sometimes though, you just need ordinary scrambled eggs!
26 June, 2008 at 7:35 am
Now you’re ready for a Frittata. Btw, lower heat, and shallower pan will give you better results. Low and slow is the way to go for eggs.
Here’s the frittata info.
26 June, 2008 at 8:07 am
Add a squirt of ranch dressing and mustard (plain yellow is my favorite. My boyfriend likes brown), then beat the eggs well. Add a dash of seasoned salt, chili powder (not too much!) and pepper, then cook in a skillet over medium heat until they’re as dry as you prefer them. Adding grated cheddar at the end of the cooking makes them phenomenal.
Sounds like too much work, but the taste is worth it!
26 June, 2008 at 8:20 am
LOL.
sincere thanks paul, i needed that light-heart.
26 June, 2008 at 8:21 am
Interesting. My Dad’s (and my) way, which produces very creamy eggs, is take it much slower on a low heat. I don’t like dry eggs – I prefer them on the squidgy side.
26 June, 2008 at 9:56 am
I’ll give this method a whirl as the Martha Stewart method isn’t working for me.
Gotta love food blogging!
26 June, 2008 at 11:50 am
You can come over anytime and whip some of those eggs up for our household.
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