seriously people… the only person in the entire world who cares about your vehicle is you.

know one else cares. noone. nada. zilch.

zero people care about your car.

you could harness some flash new tech that makes the alarm sound like a human voice screaming for help, and the second, the very second, rescuers realise it’s some shitty japanese import with alloys, rescue efforts will be called off. end of story.

NO ONE CARES.

there can be a dozen suspicious-looking somali refugees hitting your precious auto with teaspoons, and no one is going to come running.

a white trash bogan from the hutt can have that bit of blue packing tape in the door of your vehicle, his mad missus repeatedly stage-diving off the bonnet, a joint hanging out of his mouth, and a chroming bag sticking out his pocket, and NO ONE, ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE is going to stop him.

unless…. that person is a police. in which case, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NEED THE ALARM?

seriously. the only person who will ever, ever, in a million years, come to check on your auto is you.

to every other living human being your precious car is little more than a piece of crap with a siren, pissing them off night an day.

so a word of advice. DON’T BOTHER WITH THE GODDAMN ALARM. IT IS A WASTE OF TIME, A NOISE POLLUTANT, AND COMPLETELY USELESS THE SECOND YOU ARE OUT OF EARSHOT.

so please switch them off when you come into the city.

half the time all that sets them off is trucks tumbling past anyhow…

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